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Re: Heartbleed PSA

Postby dun dun dun... chips » Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:59 pm

Harness wrote:
Jif wrote:http://heartbleed.com/
great reference that answers most questions.

just spoke to a friend who's a programmer for Chase. He said it's been defcon V all week.



Defcon 5 would mean no imitate threat. Defcon 1 would be nuclear war is upon us.

the difference in generation is summed up in this knowledge.
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Re: Heartbleed PSA

Postby Harness » Sat Apr 12, 2014 1:05 pm

dun dun dun... chips wrote:
Harness wrote:
Jif wrote:http://heartbleed.com/
great reference that answers most questions.

just spoke to a friend who's a programmer for Chase. He said it's been defcon V all week.



Defcon 5 would mean no imitate threat. Defcon 1 would be nuclear war is upon us.

the difference in generation is summed up in this knowledge.
you are old, bumbs


Have you never watched War Games?
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/wargames/
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Re: Heartbleed PSA

Postby dun dun dun... chips » Sat Apr 12, 2014 9:38 pm

Harness wrote:Have you never watched War Games?
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/wargames/

dawg, 1983, really?
7 years before i was born, and there is, like, a total of 2 good movies from the 80s
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Re: Heartbleed PSA

Postby Harness » Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:07 pm

Ok, I know this is a really informative thread and that they rarely come along around here anymore. I did not, and still am not trying to derail it........

...... that said


Just because I know what the levels of Defcon are does not mean that I'm old! That shit is common knowledge! Chips, after I read your reply, assuming that the reason I know such a thing is because I'm old, I went on a survey around the shop asking this simple question. Which is worse, Defcon 1 or Defcon 5?

First guy, my boss, is late 40's or so. I asked him, he had no idea and actually replied "is that some kind of video game"?

Second guy, 32, thought Defcon 5 was bad, like Jif.

A 66 year old man knew exactly what it was but then again, so did a 20something.

Survey says, knowing the levels of Defcon without first using Google does not mean your old. It just means you know some shit about stuff and other people don't.

*edit* War Games was an epic movie. (spoilers)
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Re: Heartbleed PSA

Postby dun dun dun... chips » Sat Apr 12, 2014 10:40 pm

Harness wrote:Ok, I know this is a really informative thread and that they rarely come along around here anymore. I did not, and still am not trying to derail it........

...... that said


Just because I know what the levels of Defcon are does not mean that I'm old! That shit is common knowledge! Chips, after I read your reply, assuming that the reason I know such a thing is because I'm old, I went on a survey around the shop asking this simple question. Which is worse, Defcon 1 or Defcon 5?

First guy, my boss, is late 40's or so. I asked him, he had no idea and actually replied "is that some kind of video game"?

Second guy, 32, thought Defcon 5 was bad, like Jif.

A 66 year old man knew exactly what it was but then again, so did a 20something.

Survey says, knowing the levels of Defcon without first using Google does not mean your old. It just means you know some shit about stuff and other people don't.

*edit* War Games was an epic movie.

to be honest, i was familiar with it already, i just felt like pushing your buttons :)
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Re: Heartbleed PSA

Postby Darkfoxx » Mon Apr 14, 2014 10:13 am

Oh you guys... :roll:

Back on topic. My boss wrote a simple python script and was able to hack our own firewall very quickly. It creates a memory grab when a user logs in. You can actually see the password in plain text....fuckin' scary. He said he "tested" some other vulnerable servers out there on the Interwebs and the results were equally scary.
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Re: Heartbleed PSA

Postby Fist of the eskimo » Mon Apr 14, 2014 9:06 pm

Harness wrote:
dun dun dun... chips wrote:
Harness wrote:
Jif wrote:http://heartbleed.com/
great reference that answers most questions.

just spoke to a friend who's a programmer for Chase. He said it's been defcon V all week.



Defcon 5 would mean no imitate threat. Defcon 1 would be nuclear war is upon us.

the difference in generation is summed up in this knowledge.
you are old, bumbs


Have you never watched War Games?
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/wargames/


That was a good movie

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Re: Heartbleed PSA

Postby Jif » Tue Apr 15, 2014 8:17 pm

Harness wrote:
Jif wrote:http://heartbleed.com/
great reference that answers most questions.

just spoke to a friend who's a programmer for Chase. He said it's been defcon V all week.



Defcon 5 would mean no imitate threat. Defcon 1 would be nuclear war is upon us.

that


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