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Postby Sonic » Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:33 pm

Muslim Quarterback



The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The
only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all
the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he
couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.



Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in
Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young
Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a
hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.



KABOOM!



He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.



KA-BLOOEY!



Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.



BULLS-EYE!



"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of
football. And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl. The young Afghan
is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him
what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.



"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"



"I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says. "You deserted
us. You are not my son!"



"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've
won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands
of my adoring fans."



"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there
are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your
two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and
I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The
old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you
for making us move to Detroit !"

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Postby Harness » Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:48 pm

I guess New York fans are only capeable of hating one group of fans at a time.
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Postby Darkfoxx » Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:58 pm

This might apply to your hard drive, Wakka:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/01/16 ... re_plague/
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Postby Jif » Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:14 pm

I meant to screenshot the thread after i posted it but i was a little drunk and tired (Harp kicks my ass)
i did check off the email notifications tho, and got this email before it was deleted and my account banned:

Sup
http://s249736560.onlinehome.us/907thco ... 2#post5012
Posted by: tSe.Somnam
On: 01-21-2009 10:32 PM

Played on your CoD5 server tonight and had lots of fun forced upon me. I'm interested in joining your guild.

btdubs, love the server and all the rules. WING


here's a pic of myself in anticipation of getting to know all of you:


and here's what i SMASH:

************

http://s249736560.onlinehome.us/907thco ... 3#post5013
Posted by: TJ
On: 01-21-2009 10:57 PM

Too bad it didn't work out....


All the best,
907th
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the clan is some random CoD4/5 clan who's server Foxx and I joined last night without realizing they ran it like a prison camp. i like most of their rules like no Last Stand or Martyrdom, but it was one of those no profanity deals. apparently i broke ranks in disgust to a lucky death and they jumped on my case for cursing. on my next death, the enemy character model yelled out something calling me a bitch, so i asked why the character can curse but i couldnt. then they all called me a bitch so i flipped out like a little kid running down the ice cream truck in the middle of an August drout. without using any further profanity, apparntly my childish responses like "kthx" got me banned. they can ban who they want, i dont care. i was going to bed anyway. thought i'd apply to the guild since they spam the server with We Are Recruiting or something every 2 minutes and see if i'd get in.

i think i was Ok until i pointed out how embarrassing it must be to have a nice server like they had with most of the guild @ the bottom of the scoreboard...

and...that was my night last night. beer, friends, CoD5, CONTROVERSY

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Postby Jif » Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:32 pm

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/1/16/

and then the next 3 or 4 comics

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