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Postby Darkfoxx » Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:47 am

Speaking of a random "text"...I get this from Jif at like 2:30 AM.

"@ some random chicks house"

Do tell.
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Postby Jif » Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:21 pm

hahaha let me tell you...

here's the key players:
myself, a Shakespeare director/producer
my buddy joe who's moving to cali tomorrow
his friend greg
local bar
$2 Coronas
lemondrop shots
buttery nipples
21 year old milf
milf's totally hot 20 y/o friend
milf's apartment
some tool milf's friend picked up at the bar with whom to cheat on her boyfriend
herpes
the popo

and it all ends with:
WaWa.

throw it all together and that's my night. oh yea, i got home at 330 and @ work by 7:10 this morning.
none of us has the herpes.

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Postby Sonic » Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:30 pm

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.

He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.

Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make theguy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.

The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?" "What?! Get the hell out of my cab." The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.

When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman said "ok" and off they went. Then, as the drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.

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Postby Darkfoxx » Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:02 pm

Haha! What a great joke. :lol:
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because i care...

Postby Jif » Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:23 pm


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Postby Jif » Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:29 pm

http://mordots.com/

classic WoW shit

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Postby Darkfoxx » Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:33 pm

Thought this was interesting...

http://www.empireonline.com/500

I do, however, disagree that The Godfather is the best movie ever made.
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Postby Tanis Half Elf » Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:38 pm

I think Valve should ignore all other ongoing projects and work on TF2 updates.

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Postby MaC » Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:16 pm

BL Mello bought a l4d server and we got dead air to work on versus, only problem is that it only works on expert so...infected wins every game

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